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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

This is the safest place to hide when a nuclear bomb strikes - The Brighter Side of News

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

They put up a sign reading

How Moderna Went From Pandemic Hero to Vaccine Victim - WSJ

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Mahershala Ali Admits He Doesn’t “Know Where Marvel Is at Right Now” After ‘Blade’ Delays - The Hollywood Reporter

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Billionaire Telegram founder leaves his $14 billion fortune to the 100+ children he’s fathered—which means $132 million for each lucky Gen Alpha kid - Fortune

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Murder, Sexual Assault, And Massive Fraud: 15 Celebrities Who Are In Jail For A Long Time - BuzzFeed

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes